December 26, 2011
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Chocolate Earth T-shirt. Earth’s inner core is made of a substance known as nougat, which is basically a mixture of corn syrup, sugar and egg whites. On top of that is the liquid inner mantle, which is composed of gooey, delicious caramel. The rocky, outer mantle is packed with roasted peanuts (or, if the mood strikes, almonds). And finally, Earth’s surface — or coating — is of course made of rich, milk chocolate. Click here to buy or to see more funny t-shirts like this.

December 24, 2011
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Yep, monkey 98% you t-shirt. Just own it, already. We can cover it up with technology, sophisticated language and chest wax, but the fact is, we’re only 2 percent genetically different from this guy. Click here to buy or to see more funny t-shirts.

December 23, 2011
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Mount Rapmore t-shirt. Behold, Mount Rapmore! Now this is a national monument we can get down with — Biggie, Pac, Jam Master Jay and Eazy E. If these guys don’t represent the American dream, we don’t know who does. Click here to buy or to see more funny t-shirts.
